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I love 26/01/91.
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I read and joke till dawn,
I watch anime till dusk.
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And a reasonably clever one too.

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Trip to a world of fantasy.
Be myself

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這個季節 只能有晴天
溫暖流竄在 你和我之間
心跳的頻率相連

夢在我的指尖 點到就能成真
是你(是我) 才讓我發現
要比你還強烈 要比夢更耀眼
我們的愛 讓幸福更完美

愛在一起 手高高舉起
讓全世界看見這份美麗
什麽表情 離不開你的眼睛
我們之間 充滿勇氣

愛在一起 隨時想著你
牽著你 才能自由飛行
貼上約定 不管過去和未來的日期
盡管愛在一起

要比你還強烈 要比夢更耀眼
我們的愛 讓幸福更完美

愛在一起 手高高舉起
讓全世界看見這份美麗
什麽表情 離不開你的眼睛
我們之間 充滿勇氣

愛在一起 隨時想著你
牽著你 才能自由飛行
貼上約定 不管過去和未來的日期
盡管愛在一起

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Friday, October 10, 2008

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outsideand rub them in the grass and dirt.He put on his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" his wife demanded."I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with mysecretary. We had sex all afternoon.""You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talkedabout having a son.They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been foolingaround behind my back?"The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A mortician was working late one night.He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and madea startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he hadever seen!"I'm sorry Mr Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow youto be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be savedfor posterity."So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home."I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to hiswife, opening his briefcase."My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?! "

The 4th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband openingthe front door."Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder."Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue.""What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room."Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I likedit so much I got one for us, too."No more was said, not even when they went to bed.Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned witha sandwich and a beer."Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for twodays at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer."Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.""One cent?" the man thought.He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steakand a bottle of wine?""A nickel," the barman replied."A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"The bartender replied,"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess.""There's no need to," his wife replied."No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister,your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!""I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."to all those emo people, CHEERUP! (:eat chocolate or whatever.do stuff that makes you happy!(:

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